Njalo ngoNovemba ukhipha isiketi sakho osithandayo esisebenza kahle ngejezi njengoba senza iblawuzi kasilika. Kepha kwezinye izinsuku umphetho uvuka okhalweni lwakho okwesibili uphumele ngaphandle. Izindaba ezimbi: Une-static. Ukugwema noma yiziphi izimo ezikhanyisa ngengozi, nazi izindwangu ezinhlanu okuyizona ezimbi kakhulu-kanye nokubhejwa okuphephile.

Izindwangu EZIBANGELA ISTATIC
1. Uboya. Uyawazi kahle ama-antics ayo okhulisa izinwele. Kepha kungani intambo yakho eyigugu yentambo kufanele ibe njalo? Isifundo sesayensi: Imicu yezilwane zemvelo ifihliwe, umswakama omncane kuma-follicles, okwenza ukuqhutshwa kwama-electron (ie, static). 

2. Uboya. Isizathu esifanayo noboya — kepha mhlawumbe sibi kakhulu njengoba noboya busenaso isikhumba.

3. Usilika. Noma ngubani owake wazama ingubo eshelelayo ngamaholide uyasithola.

4. I-Polyester. Izindwangu zokwenziwa ezinjengezintambo zenayiloni azinamswakama. (Woohoo!) Kepha izindawo ezomile nazo zingabavikeli bakagesi. (Womp, womp.) Ngeshwa lokho kusho ukuthi uboya obumbumbulu ngumtholampilo wasesiteji-5, nawo.

5. URayon. Kuthiwani nge-semi-synthetic, ubuza? Kusakha isimo esomile. (Ngiyabonga, uginindela wokhuni.) Ngakho-ke qaphela wonke ama-blouses akho afana nosilika angahle aye ezindaweni ezingalindelekile.

Izindwangu EZINGABANGISI ISTATIC
1. Ukotini. Vele, impilo yethu isendaweni engathathi hlangothi. Noma kunini lapho udinga indawo eqinisekisiwe engekho-static, finyelela kuma-denim akho, ama-chinos, ama-tees, ama-button-downs, ama-cardigans namajakhethi wensimu.

2. Isikhumba. Endaweni ethile yenqubo yokushuka, ijakhethi yakho yemoto kufanele ilahlekelwe ukusebenza kwayo. Esinye futhi isizathu sokuthi ishaya ingubo yakho ekhukhumele.

ONGAKWENZA MAYELANA NE-STATIC
Impela asikutsheli ukuthi weqe noma yiziphi izindwangu ngaphezu kwabanye. ('Isizathu, hawu, ungaze ugqoke ngisho noboya?) Isikhumbuzo nje esinobungane sokusebenzisa la makhambi we-anti-static: Geza ngesithambisi sendwangu; gcoba ngephepha lokumisa; i-spritz ene-hairspray (noma amanzi); ugijime ngesiphanyeko sensimbi; noma isiqeshana kuphini lokuphepha.